Customer: Hello. Do you have the new 2015 Bianchi?
Dustin: Sorry. No.
Customer: Do you have a 2015 FDJ LaPierre?
Customer: Do you stock Cipollini?
Customer: Do you sell carbon De Rosa?
Dustin: Err, no.
Customer: Do you stock S Works?
Dustin: We don’t, no.
Wrong store! Maybe if you come back in, say, 20 years time?
Newest bike we’ve got is 21 years old, a carbon Carrera Ferrari, with tri-spoke carbon wheels. The photos above are team bikes from the 2015 Giro d’Italia.
‘Cos this is the home of old school. And the home of cycling chic…